No. 1

One day a lawyer happened to see a man beat a donkey with a stick. “Why were you doing that?” asked the lawyer. “To make the donkey to go.” answered the man. “Have you right to beat the animal like that?” asked the lawyer once again. “Certain I have.” said the man. “It is my donkey and I can do that I’d like to with what is my”. The lawyer thought for a minute and took his own stick and beat the man. “Stopping!” cried the man, “Are you mad?” “Oh, yes. This is my stick and I can do what I like with what was mine.”